American Idol

So it's American Idol's fifth installment. So far, nobody has really surpassed Kelly Clarkson's success. Will this year be any different???

First stop: Windy City... Chicago, Illinois.

A handful of talent.

A lot of un-prepared gits.

A whole lot of untalented publicity-hungry exhibitionists.

WHY THE HELL DID THE PERKY GUY GET THROUGH?!?!?! Are Paula Adbul and Randy Jackson totally nuts??? They let go semi-talented people, but let that guy through? He seemed like he was smoking something illegal [rhymes with deed... ;)].